Romance Quiz
Are You a Creative Lover?
| 1. | You notice a porno magazine in your lover's apartment. You: | |
| a. | Are repulsed | |
| b. | Are intrigued | |
| c. | Wonder if this means you don't satisfy your lover | |
| d. | Don't really care | |
| 2. | Your lover asks you to talk dirty in bed. You: | |
| a. | Let loose and have fun with it! | |
| b. | Are not comfortable talking dirty | |
| c. | Say things that would make a porn star blush | |
| d. | Murmur a four-letter word or two, but that's it | |
| 3. | Your lover wants to role-play in bed. You: | |
| a. | Dig in the closet for a fun outfit | |
| b. | Can't think of anything to say | |
| c. | Respond enthusiastically - you love to improvise | |
| d. | Do it, but feel silly | |
| e. | Would rather not | |
| 4. | Have you ever made love outdoors? | |
| a. | Never | |
| b. | No, but you would | |
| c. | You've thought about it | |
| d. | Of course, you love it! | |
| 5. | S&M is: | |
| a. | Disgusting | |
| b. | Fun for some people | |
| c. | Not for you | |
| d. | Awesome! | |
| 6. | When you have questions about sex, you go to your: | |
| a. | Mother | |
| b. | Friends | |
| c. | Doctor | |
| d. | Lover | |
| 7. | Your lover suggests watching a porno movie instead of foreplay. You: | |
| a. | Are against pornography | |
| b. | Suggest making your own x-rated video | |
| c. | Pull out an x-rated from your video collection | |
| d. | Agree to try it | |
| 8. | Your lover wants to try something in the bedroom that you find a little intimidating. You: | |
| a. | Go for it enthusiastically | |
| b. | Agree after a little prodding | |
| c. | Get upset at the suggestion | |
| d. | Convince your partner to stick to the ordinary | |
| 9. | On vacation with your lover, you meet another couple. After a few drinks, they suggest switching partners for the evening. You: | |
| a. | Are flattered but don't consider it | |
| b. | Think about it but decide not to | |
| c. | Agree to give it a try | |
| d. | Feel very uncomfortable, even upset | |
| 10. | Your ex-partners are likely to describe you as: | |
| a. | Great in bed | |
| b. | Shy but eager | |
| c. | An animal | |
| d. | What ex-partners? | |
| 11. | You have a friend who has been sleeping around. You think your pal is: | |
| a. | Promiscuous | |
| b. | Liberated | |
| c. | Moving too fast and needs to slow down a little | |
| d. | Not someone you can relate to anymore | |
| 12. | The Kama Sutra is: | |
| a. | A rock band | |
| b. | A Buddhist leader | |
| c. | A sexual position | |
| d. | The standard work on love in Sanskrit literature | |
Scoring
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
| a=1 | a=3 | a=3 | a=1 | a=1 | a=1 | a=1 | a=3 | a=2 | a=3 | a=1 | a=1 |
| b=3 | b=1 | b=1 | b=3 | b=2 | b=2 | b=3 | b=2 | b=2 | b=2 | b=3 | b=1 |
| c=1 | c=3 | c=3 | c=2 | c=2 | c=1 | c=3 | c=1 | c=3 | c=3 | c=2 | c=2 |
| d=2 | d=2 | d=2 | d=3 | d=3 | d=3 | d=2 | d=1 | d=1 | d=1 | d=1 | d=3 |
| e=1 |
What Your Score Means
12 to 19: You Need to Relax
When it comes to sex, many things that are delicious, fun and exciting have associated stigmas for you. To really enjoy your body, you need to let go of old phobias or childhood prejudices. If you want to break out of your rut, you need to think about why you are so hesitant to try new things. Even if vanilla is your favorite flavor of ice cream, it won't hurt to try the "flavor of the day" once in a while. And if your lover wants you to do things that you've never done before, why not try it? While you should never put yourself in a risky situation or put yourself in danger in the name of excitement, try to relax... a little spice can go a long way!
20 to 28: You Are a Creative Lover
You aren't obsessed with excitement but enjoy trying new things. You understand that a healthy sex life needs to include some variety, and are secure enough to allow yourself to delve into the unfamiliar. Even when some practices are beyond your realm. You aren't scared or disgusted by those things that others consider pleasurable. Continue to explore your boundaries, and take pleasure in the knowledge that you have achieved a healthy balance in the bedroom - something that your lover probably takes pleasure in as well!
29 to 36: You Have Porn-Star Potential
There are few things you haven't tried, and those you haven't - you just haven't gotten to yet. Nothing is too awkward or unusual for you, and your lovers have been both excited and surprised in the past. Even if you've never heard of it or can't pronounce it, you are more than willing to give it the old college try. Take care that you are not using sexual excitement as a solution for other issues, and that you aren't putting yourself into possible risky situations. Exciting is good, but you don't want to get hurt. Have fun... and don't forget to buckle your handcuffs!
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